Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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