i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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