im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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