It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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