do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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