Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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