I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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