you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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