is your mom at the bar?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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