dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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