I wish i was in the wii world.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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