She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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