I will die if light touches me.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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