Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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