Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
