if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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