Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
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she woke up with a sticky ear
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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