real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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