Do vagina's smell?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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