I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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