is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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