Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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