My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
