i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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