He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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