You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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