i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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