Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
God, I missed his penis.
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