Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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