I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
where does the pee come out of this thing
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
