Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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