But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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