I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I need a beard to bite.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
