The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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