I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If that was your dad, he is hot
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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