My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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