I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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