Sry I called you an 8
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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