Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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