This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ugly people sure do ruin things
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm experimenting with sincerity
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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