Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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