He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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