I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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