You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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