This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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