Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
