Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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