i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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