honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
