We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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