i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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