there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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