We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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