Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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