I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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