Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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