Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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