So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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